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(this needs updating, i know. exam season. get off.)

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Match day: 5

Matches: 12

Times I've seen people who self-admittedly don't watch football complain that it usually ends in 0-0 draws: 2

Goals: 41

Current goal average per match: 3.42

Reffing mistakes cancelling\leading to goals: 19

Times I've seen the term "futbol" (not in Spanish ["fútbol"], but in English, as a differentiator between football and gridiron): 5

Times I've seen the term "finals" (instead of tournament, and plural form, as in US sports): 3

Times I've seen the term "goalie" (in diminutive form, as in US sports): 3

Times I've seen a striker labelled a "cherrypicker" (a term that bleeds over from the NBA): 2

"Round robin"? What the fuck?: 1

Times I've seen the term "offsides" (in plural form, as in US sports): 23

Times asked how the offside rule works: 14

Times I've seen people who self-admittedly don't watch football complain that it's just a bunch of diving: 21

Dives\acts of theatre actually witnessed: 5

Dives\acts of theatre per match: 0.25

Instances of confused "Texas is in the WC?" regarding Chile's flag: 6

"Why does the clock count up?": 1

"What's a Group of Death?": 2

"OMG STOPPAGE TIME IS RETARDED" (after USA v POR): 5

"zero-zero": 4


Players per squad: 23

Changes allowed to a squad: 0

Matches between two teams in play-offs: 1

"Time-outs": 0

"Commercial breaks": 0

Average substitutions per game: 2.5 out of a max. 3

Continuous minutes of play: 45 x2, +15 x2 in case of overtime


Unrelated Counters

Number of yards in penalty given for excessive touchdown celebration, because it might hurt the other players' feelings: 15

Value of fine given for excessive touchdown celebration, because it might hurt the other players' feelings: $8k for first-timers


And, finally, here's to absent friends:1401306_140277554241_Untitled.png


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